It may be hard to come up with the perfect retirement gift on your own. Fortunately, we’ve compiled a list of awesome retirement gifts that will cater to everyone’s preferences. Whether you are looking for something funny or classy, you’ll find it here.

retirement mug gift idea 2016Retirement Schedule Mug


Mugs are perfect gifts, as they offer countless design possibilities. This particular item with a funny retirement schedule is bound to raise some laughs. The inscription reads: “Do. Whatever. The. F… I. Want. To. Do.”

The design is imprinted on both sides, so it is impossible to miss the message. Apart from being funny, the mug is also functional; it is microwave and dishwasher safe.

1101 things to do retirement book01 Fun Things to do in Retirement Book

If your retiree likes reading, this might be the ideal gift for him. This funny and original text will help any retiring person adapt to the change and rediscover the joy of life. The book may even inspire your retiree to start pursuing some new hobbies.
The book offers a combination of fun and genuine life advice. It is the perfect gift if you think your retiree might have problems with adjusting to his new life.

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Retired Since 2016 T-Shirt

This simple gift will suit every retiring man. The T-shirt comes in eight colors, so you can make sure that you choose the best one.

The item is made from a high-quality material, and the lettering is fixed by screen printing, so you have a guarantee that the design won’t go off. The T-shirt is a great outfit for a retirement party.

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Travel Mug

This travel mug with blessings is the ideal gift for any Christian retiree. The item is made from stainless steel and plastic, so it is perfect for outdoor activities. There is nothing like a cup of hot tea on a camping field!

The design is classy and discreet. The mug has a nice poem written on it, so you don’t have to worry about coming up with your own wishes.

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How to Retire Happy, Wild, and Free Book

This inspirational text will offer your retiree practical advice on how to enjoy his retirement to the fullest. The book goes beyond financial concerns and focuses on how to lead a fulfilling life. The book addresses the issues of finding a new meaning in life, engaging in creative activities, and taking care of your physical and mental health. The book will encourage your retiree to pursue his dreams.

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Goodbye Tension, Hello Pension Mug

Any retiree will be happy to receive this universal mug. The design is simple and elegant, and the message is funny.

The mug is made from high-quality ceramic, which is microwave and dishwasher safe. It is the perfect present if you don’t know your retiree well.

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Whatever Desk Clock

This hand-crafted clock is sure to make any retiree laugh. If you’re looking for something that is both unique and funny, you should definitely choose this item. The numbers on the clock face are scattered disorderly in the lower left corner, and the item bears an inscription “whatever.” The message is clear – no retiree needs to know what time it is. The minimalist design gives the clock a classy touch. And you don’t have to pay a fortune to get this item – it costs just $13.19.

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The Best Has Yet to Come Picture Frame

Do you have any fun pictures of your retiree? If so, you should get this picture frame. It will guard any memories and give your retiree the promise of many more adventures to come. The frame will make for a perfect sentimental gift.
The item is made from real wood and can be displayed hanging or standing.

im retired your not t-shirt

I’m Retired You’re Not T-Shirt

Imagine commuting to work on a Monday morning and seeing a T-shirt that read: “I’m retired. You’re not. Have fun at work.” The inscription is sure to infuriate any person that is still in employment. The T-shirt is the perfect gift if your retiree has a sardonic streak.

The T-shirt is long sleeved and comes in two colors: black and gray. The material and printing are of high quality, so you can be sure that the item will last long.

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Crass Glass I’m Retired!

Nothing says “I’m retired” like a beer glass with a man showing his middle finger to the world. From now on, your retiree will be able to enjoy a beer without having to worry about working. The item is best suited for slightly naughty people.

The picture and the letters are etched in the glass, so you don’t have to worry that the design will ever go off. The item is packed in a gift box, ready for the lucky recipient!

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Retiring Texting Code Mug

The mug is a brilliant present idea for someone who doesn’t take himself too seriously. The item reinterprets the most popular Internet abbreviations, for example IMHO (the mug’s version reads: “Is My Hearing-Aid On?”) You can also find some new funny acronyms, for instance “WAITT – Who Am I Talking To?” or “ROFLACGU – Rolling On The Floor Laughing, Can’t Get Up.”

The mug is ceramic, and the design is guaranteed to last long. The item is microwave and dishwasher safe.

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Retirement Golfer Golf Ball Gift Set

Are you wondering what to buy a retiree who likes golf? Think no more! This golf set is exactly what you are looking for. It may even be a good gift idea for people who never tried golfing before – retirement is a time to explore the world of leisure activities, after all.

The set contains three golf balls and comes packaged in a clear plastic sleeve.

retirement wooden plaque

2016 Enjoy Retirement Wooden Plaque

This plaque should please every retiree. The message will inspire every retired person to live his life to the fullest. The plaque will be a nice home decoration.

The plaque is made from wood, and the letters are carved. The item has a stylish touch to it. The plaque comes in a wooden gift box, so you don’t have to worry about wrapping the present.

retirement survival kit gift idea

Retirement Survival Kit

This survival kit has everything a retiree may need: a Hawaiian T-shirt, a bottle opener, and a nap button, among others. The survival kit will keep your retiree diverted and remind him that he doesn’t have to work anymore. It is the perfect gift to welcome any retired person to a life of leisure, naps, and constant beer drinking.

The survival kit comes in a plastic case.

Retirement Hallmark Gift Ornament Milestones

This ornament invites the retiree to a life of pleasure. It has a couple of arrows with the following inscriptions: “Seven-day weekend,” “Beach,” “Gardening,” “Golf,” “Nap.” The item is sure to enliven any room.

The ornament is made from resin. Unfortunately, a box is not included.

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Funny Bumper Sticker I’m Retired, Go Around Me

If you are on a shoestring budget, this item is the perfect retirement gift idea. Make your retiree laugh for just $3.49. Better still, you don’t have to pay for the shipping! And your retiree is bound to be the comedy king of the road from now on.

The bumper sticker is made from vinyl and is very durable.

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RETIRED Warning Sign

This funny plaque signals that retirement is a time for rest. The item will announce to the world that your retiree doesn’t have to do anything anymore; the inscription reads: “Retired. Don’t want to. Don’t need to. Can’t make me!”

The plaque is made from outdoor durable plastic, which guarantees longevity. The graphics are vinyl. The producer guarantees the item will last 5 years if put outdoors. The plaque has pre-drilled holes for mounting.

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What You Don’t Know About Retirement Book

This funny quiz should is a must at every retirement party. The questions it contains make fun of getting older – is there a greater way to celebrate retirement than with jokes?

This book has 112 pages filled with questions – surely enough for everyone to find something funny.

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Funny Mug Strategic Retirement Plan

Another mug on the list that will cheer up you retiree. This item spells out the perfect retirement philosophy: “Rest. Relax. Repeat.”

The mug is ceramic and has the printing on both sides. It is a solid item that will last forever.

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Travel Fund Piggy Bank

Retirement is the time to fulfill your dreams, and almost everyone has dreamed about traveling. If your retiree is hungry for new experiences, the travel fund piggy bank is the gift for him. The item will help your retiree save money for his dream journey.

The piggy bank is made from wood and can serve both as a decorative piece and as a money saving box.